There’s a New Vibrator for People Who Love Reading

Let’s be real: You don’t read erotica for the brilliant plots. Those steamy reads are for getting all sorts of hot and bothered—and then, most likely, doing something about it. Enter a whole new erotic-reading experience with the help of B.Sensory, a forthcoming French app that syncs a specially-designed vibrator to erotic short stories—because seriously, who can simultaneously swipe to the next page of your steamy read while pushing all the right buttons elsewhere?

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Here’s how it works: A shake of your phone or tablet, a caress of the screen, or an expelled breath triggers vibration patterns chosen by the author of each particular story. So far, B.Sensory has partnered with French publishers La Musardine, J’ai Lu, and Editions Livrior to supply the readable porn, available in both French and English.

Leave it to the French to come up with a literary vibrator that put our lowbrow toys to shame, right? B.Sensory and the Little Bird vibrator aren’t available to ship to the U.S. yet, but given that it’s still in its crowdfunding stage, there might be hope for American bookworms. We guess you erotica lovers will have to multitask for now when it comes to reading for pleasure.